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harli09
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 11 March 1991 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 923
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About harli09 : I Love To Smile And Be Myself. I Also Love To Laugh. I'm Outgoing And I'm Not Afriad To Speak What's On My Mind. I Also Love To Talk To New People, So Don't Be Afraid To Message Me :)

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Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33334) - you deserved it (9131)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their "no no" area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19057) - you deserved it (4962)

On 12/15/2009 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (373045) - you deserved it (413129)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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