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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 22 June 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 135
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About harkdog : PSN: hollownebula
Anyways, I enjoy skateboarding, swimming, and getting hurt.

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Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

#17146449
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25511) - you deserved it (20299)

On 07/17/2011 at 4:43am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was given a DUI while in the Whataburger drive thru. FML

#17139539
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11120) - you deserved it (42005)

On 07/16/2011 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my parents think that I don't realize all the sexual euphemisms in their conversations. One of the more recent ones being made by my dad at the dinner table: "This sausage is great, honey, but mine is bigger and tastier!" FML

#17094831
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43111) - you deserved it (3607)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:16pm - intimacy - by wittlegirl - United States (California)

Today, I got surgery on one of my hands. I opted for a local anesthetic instead of being put all the way under. I soon discovered my hand hadn't gone completely numb when the doctor started slicing into the finger that needed operating on. FML

#17032630
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31665) - you deserved it (5731)

On 07/08/2011 at 8:03pm - health - by phillij2 - United States

Today, I got surgery on one of my hands. I opted for a local anesthetic instead of being put all the way under. I soon discovered my hand hadn't gone completely numb when the doctor started slicing into the finger that needed operating on. FML

#17032630
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31665) - you deserved it (5731)

On 07/08/2011 at 8:03pm - health - by phillij2 - United States

Today, I got surgery on one of my hands. I opted for a local anesthetic instead of being put all the way under. I soon discovered my hand hadn't gone completely numb when the doctor started slicing into the finger that needed operating on. FML

#17032630
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31665) - you deserved it (5731)

On 07/08/2011 at 8:03pm - health - by phillij2 - United States

Today, I was so hungover, I started yelling at inanimate objects. My mom walked in on me calling my cereal a "worthless piece of shit sent from the bowels of Hell." FML

#16950938
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10318) - you deserved it (43277)

On 07/02/2011 at 4:54pm - misc - by Cowgirl_Up37 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML

#14944563
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10397) - you deserved it (38446)

On 02/12/2011 at 1:30am - misc - by courtbabbbby (woman) - United States

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML

#580113
484 comments

I agree, your life sucks (620700) - you deserved it (38258)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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