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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 23 July 1988 (27 years)
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  • Number of visits : 242
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About hardtopick : I'm a high school English teacher and I love it! I live in new Jersey and it's awesome. I'm a huge Paul McCartney fan and have seen him twice. You'll always catch me smiling and making jokes...!

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