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Today, I was blessed with a girlfriend who loves giving blowjobs. And cursed with a girlfriend who is also somehow really bad at them. FML

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186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31978) - you deserved it (8119)

On 11/22/2012 at 8:19pm - intimacy - by Janitoro (man) - United States

Today, things were getting heated with my boyfriend and I told him that I was finally ready to lose my virginity. Clearly he couldn't wait to get started because he fell asleep. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25901) - you deserved it (3703)

On 03/04/2012 at 2:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend told me he wanted to hunt Easter eggs before we have sex. I'm glad he has his priorities straight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30544) - you deserved it (9829)

On 04/23/2011 at 10:19am - intimacy - by Grrrr! - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML

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