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  • Town/Country : Akron , United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 June 1992 (20 years)
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Today, after reading a very emotional article about always letting your loved ones know how much you love them in case it's your last time seeing them, I went to my mom and told her how much I loved her and how thankful I was for everything. Her reply? "Shut up kid, Vince Vaughn is on Ellen". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23638) - you deserved it (3150)

On 12/01/2009 at 1:20am - misc - by ilovemom (woman) - Costa Rica (Heredia)

Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50253) - you deserved it (7739)

On 08/16/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML

#4572721
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50253) - you deserved it (7739)

On 08/16/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my girlfriend named my penis "little baby carrot." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50253) - you deserved it (7739)

On 08/16/2009 at 1:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kansas)



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