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happyemokid8181
  • Town/Country : Boston, United states if America
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 22 March 1993 (20 years)
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About happyemokid8181 : Uhhh... I don't know what to say...:/ heh heh... I go away now.....=0

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Today, I visited home. My drunk mother was screaming to my drunk stepdad about a fight four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "Orgasm face." And the neighbors were dancing outside coked out and naked. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61195) - you deserved it (3343)

On 09/19/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should to relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31951) - you deserved it (7420)

On 09/17/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by sara (woman) - United States (New York)



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