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happyapy

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 622
  • Number of comments : 54
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About happyapy : Feel free to send me a message! Tell me something interesting or just plain cool. I'm absolutely awful at prompt replies, but I will respond... eventually. If you can't think of something to say, one can never go amiss with physics.

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happyapy's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that sex in the woods is amazing. I also found that the roar of a nearby bear will end the amazement. Not only was I cock blocked by a bear, I almost shit myself. FML

#19323804
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27831) - you deserved it (6418)

On 03/21/2012 at 11:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was laying down in bed when my puppy decided to bite my ear. As I started laughing and pulling him off I noticed one of my $200 earrings got pulled off with it. And now I wait. FML

#19293168
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27993) - you deserved it (4796)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:16am - misc - by lizzie1833 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was driving home from work with the window down. I felt what I thought was rain coming through the window, until I looked over and realized it was urine mist coming from the cattle truck next to me. FML

#18195085
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30974) - you deserved it (3033)

On 11/08/2011 at 6:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while standing in line at the video store, I happen to notice a very hot young girl on the TV screen, and mentioned to my friend that I'd "hit that." I was immediately punched by the girl in front of me. Seems the hot girl on TV was her on a security monitor. FML

#17609148
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10599) - you deserved it (44482)

On 08/29/2011 at 12:27am - intimacy - by helpless_soul - United States

Today, I was camping with my family, and had to share a tent with my 13 year old brother. During the night he had to pee, but instead of going outside to use the bathroom, he zipped open a section of the tent, stuck his knob through it, and peed all over my shoes that were drying outside. FML

#17431437
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27922) - you deserved it (2630)

On 08/10/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by jakethed0g (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, my bike got stolen because I left my keys in the lock. On my way home, I saw my bike in front of a store, unlocked. I jumped on it, only to get punched in the face by the guy that had taken it, and got it stolen from me again. FML

#17201807
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33932) - you deserved it (12432)

On 07/21/2011 at 8:34am - misc - by dullstuff (man) - Belgium (Liege)

Today, I had to bail my dad out of jail, for beating up my boyfriend, for sleeping with my mom. FML

#17089969
511 comments

I agree, your life sucks (132214) - you deserved it (7358)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, while babysitting a five year old, I found a cartoon called Metalocalypse for him to watch while I made dinner. I didn't realize it was an "adult" cartoon until afterwards. He watched a whole episode about a clown with a cocaine problem. FML

#17067732
422 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13309) - you deserved it (52257)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:21pm - kids - by dummy (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I fell asleep as my family drove to church. No one bothered to say anything about the drawings my siblings drew on my face until after church ended. FML

#16628523
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29604) - you deserved it (5253)

On 06/12/2011 at 2:47pm - kids - by Brandy_Dandy78 - United States (Oregon)

Today, my daughter was expelled from her school for beating another kindergartener with a Dr. Seuss book. FML

#14567167
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33730) - you deserved it (7090)

On 01/13/2011 at 3:48pm - kids - by me - United States

Today, I found out that the girl who my high school boyfriend cheated on me with is now the woman my husband is having an affair with. FML

#14503708
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61659) - you deserved it (3590)

On 01/08/2011 at 12:22am - misc - by sad (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was at the dentist's, getting my teeth cleaned. He thought it would be funny to suddenly go on in detail about the fantastic sex he and his wife had the night before. I was unable to speak the entire time. The dentist is my grandpa. FML

#14325141
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40171) - you deserved it (3274)

On 12/24/2010 at 4:14pm - intimacy - by notsoclean (man) - United States (California)

Today, I figured out why my name is Ashley. In order to tell my older sister about getting a new little sister, my parents thought it would be a good idea to make her imaginary friend "Ashley" real. FML

#14244337
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27082) - you deserved it (2712)

On 12/18/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

#14187537
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99339) - you deserved it (5416)

On 12/13/2010 at 4:16am - health - by Christopher - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I took some friends out to the woods to show them a natural spring. I explained to them that the water bubbles up from under ground, and that it's clean and tasty. I bent down and drank a few hefty handfuls only to look up and see a dead raccoon floating near me. FML

#12911536
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21380) - you deserved it (21006)

On 09/05/2010 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oklahoma)



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