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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 2 April 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1444
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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happy2468's favorite FMLs

Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML

#18714264
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37183) - you deserved it (2084)

On 01/05/2012 at 6:43am - money - by cazorp (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

#18659966
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22651) - you deserved it (6640)

On 12/31/2011 at 1:21am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML

#18642505
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21250) - you deserved it (4304)

On 12/29/2011 at 7:01am - health - by Girl-of-very-little-brain (woman) - Canada

Today, my 9 month old son realized he is just as tired as I am. His solution is to cry loudly. My solution was to cry along with him. FML

#18631898
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29723) - you deserved it (4600)

On 12/28/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I noticed that my girlfriend has a deeper voice than I do. FML

#18613086
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28116) - you deserved it (7134)

On 12/26/2011 at 1:17am - love - by Cary (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, it's the second week into my new neighbors' routine. He works nights, she works days. He likes to blast out Slayer and Napalm Death all day, she likes to drunkenly sing out of tune to Adele all night. I'm on the verge of a nervous breakdown. FML

#18353086
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26127) - you deserved it (2055)

On 11/26/2011 at 1:03am - misc - by Help - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34285) - you deserved it (6021)

On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my daughter-in-law taught my 4-year-old grandson to burst into tears and yell, "Am I not good enough for you?" whenever I ask her if she's going to have any more children. FML

#18254436
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12524) - you deserved it (56825)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:16am - kids - by Margo (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, whilst trying on a pair of jeans, I got my genitals caught in my fly. I'm a woman. FML

#18034396
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31564) - you deserved it (8929)

On 10/20/2011 at 9:24pm - health - by box bulge - China

Today, I came home crying and informed my mother that someone had called me a 'fat bitch' today. She held me at arms length, looked me straight in the eyes, and lovingly said, "You can't change who you are." FML

#18030878
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31777) - you deserved it (6025)

On 10/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Meath)

Today, I overheard my husband talking to our 6 year-old about animals for a project. I listened, thinking it was cute, until my husband said gleefully, "Remember to say this in your project: octopuses have 8 testicles." FML

#17973930
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26573) - you deserved it (3124)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:24am - kids - by daddoesn'tknowbest - United States

Today, after five long years of having been together, my boyfriend told me that he wanted to take our relationship to the "next level". We now have a Sims relationship. FML

#17814910
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28267) - you deserved it (4409)

On 09/23/2011 at 6:24pm - love - by Anonymous - Germany (Berlin)

Today, while playing with a lighter, I jokingly told my boyfriend I would burn his mustache off. He responded by telling me he would burn off mine. FML

#17781306
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13157) - you deserved it (32119)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:27pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML

#17781243
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15517) - you deserved it (39712)

On 09/19/2011 at 4:16pm - misc - by Nicole - United States (California)

Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML

#17761729
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25239) - you deserved it (4146)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:36am - kids - by applesmama - United States (Tennessee)



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