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  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 May 1994 (21 years)
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Today, I found out that my son told my daughter at some point that "real" name for Hershey's Kisses is "blowjobs." I found this out because at kindergarten she was asked what her favorite food was. The teacher wasn't happy when she called me. FML


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On 01/10/2013 at 7:51pm - kids - by Grant - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth. FML


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On 03/26/2009 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by coughandcold (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my penis over my jeans and said "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML


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On 03/15/2009 at 11:20pm - intimacy - by illequipt - Canada (Ontario)

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