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happilyever2012
  • Town/Country : NowayamItellingyou., US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 19 May 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 180
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About happilyever2012 : OH MAI GOD!

You should've seen your face.(:

Message me if you want to. If not, BYE, BITCHES!

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Today, I found out that my son told my daughter at some point that "real" name for Hershey's Kisses is "blowjobs." I found this out because at kindergarten she was asked what her favorite food was. The teacher wasn't happy when she called me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27871) - you deserved it (2355)

On 01/10/2013 at 7:51pm - kids - by Grant - United States

Today, I was feeling sick and having trouble breathing easily. I decided to take a nap and apparently ended up sleeping with my mouth wide open since breathing was an issue. I woke up to my boyfriend trying to put his penis in my mouth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (151456) - you deserved it (25347)

On 03/26/2009 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by coughandcold (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was fooling around with my girlfriend for the first time. She put her hand on my penis over my jeans and said "Get hard for me." I was hard. FML

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On 03/15/2009 at 11:20pm - intimacy - by illequipt - Canada (Ontario)



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