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hannnahmarie
  • Town/Country : Wisconsin Rapids, Wisconsin
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 841
  • Number of comments : 59
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About hannnahmarie : Hi. I'm 17. Snapchat- hannahchelinsky
I'm a cashier at Chips, I love video games, surprisingly. Teen Wolf, Hemlock Grove, & The Walking Dead are my favvv shows. I'm in love with Mac Miller. Step Brothers is my favorite movie. & I'm a huge fan of Harry Potter. Well that's it, message me if you want. And also, if you have bad grammar, go away, biggest pet peeve.

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Today, I was babysitting a 4-year-old, and we decided to play a game of hide and seek. Before he started to count, he looked me straight in the eyes and said that if I hid in his spot, he'd murder me with a knife when he grows up. I have to babysit this kid for the rest of the summer. FML

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On 05/14/2013 at 12:48pm - work - by sumhub94 - United States

Today, I found out I'm actually the uncle of my children. All four of them. FML

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On 05/14/2013 at 3:13am - kids - by Liferuinedforever (man) - Pakistan (Sindh)

Today, while doing a fun genetics game in Biology, I found out that I was adopted. Turns out the game wasn't so fun. FML

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On 05/13/2013 at 7:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I agreed to help out my 4-year crush with his senior prank which is to pretend we are dating for 1 day to freak everyone out. Glad to know dating me is prank worthy. FML

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On 05/12/2013 at 10:08am - love - by turdtonomor9 - United States

Today, my boyfriend woke me up the same way he always does, by pulling on my hair. Just to be playful, I pulled him down on top of me and kissed him. Turns out his brother thought it would be funny to wake people up the same way. FML

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On 05/11/2013 at 7:04pm - love - by wrongguy - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I woke up to the sound of my newborn screaming. I frantically hopped out of bed and stumbled into the nursery where I was met by the priceless sight of my five-year-old daughter attempting to breastfeed her understandably frustrated little brother. FML

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On 05/06/2013 at 2:29am - kids - by SkeetinKeaton (man) - United States

Today, I caught my 14-year-old daughter stealing alcohol from me. After berating her for half-an-hour I finally said, "At least you're not doing drugs." She gave me a guilty smile and sheepishly said, "At least I'm not a prostitute?" FML

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On 05/04/2013 at 3:22am - kids - by prostitott -

Today, my mom asked me what a MILF is. Apparently that's her nickname at work. FML

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On 05/01/2013 at 11:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after weeks of practice, I proudly did 9 chin-ups on my chin-up bar. As soon as I was done, my 11-year-old daughter came over and banged out 12 of them. Then she wiped her sweaty hands off and did 8 more. Then she gave me pointers on my technique. FML

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On 02/04/2013 at 8:00pm - health - by WeakerThanaLittleGirl (man) - United States

Today, a woman at work was complaining about her weight. She looked pretty thin, so to make her feel better, I said that she looked small. She said "Well, you haven't seen me naked." For some reason, I replied, "Not that you know of." FML

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On 12/24/2012 at 1:37am - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I received a package from a local guy on Craigslist. Instead of the iPhone I paid $350 for, the box only contained a photo of an iPhone. The guy had been dumb enough to attach a return address, so my husband went over and beat the shit out of him. I now have to bail him out of jail. FML

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On 12/23/2012 at 12:52pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I took my child to the park. Having been there an hour, another mum came up to me and we started talking. She then told me that one kid had been harassing her children, pointing to my child. When she asked which one was mine I pointed to a random kid. It was hers. FML

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On 12/23/2012 at 10:02am - kids - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, I had a look through my dad's girlfriend's phone she left on the table. Best part: I now know what I'm getting for christmas. Worst part: I now know my dad's favourite position. FML

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On 12/22/2012 at 6:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia

Today, my husband and I sat our 10-year-old daughter down for a chat over her recent cursing. When my husband asked where she'd heard the words, she "innocently" replied, "from mommy's other boyfriend." He took her seriously, accused me of cheating, and hasn't been home since. FML

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On 12/14/2012 at 6:52pm - love - by mandybar15 (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)



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