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hanner12's favorite FMLs
by notmysistersbf / 04/19/2015 at 10:39pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/14/2014 at 4:43pm / United States (South Carolina) / Animals
by Jehovah God / 03/07/2014 at 1:51pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by FMLkoala / 03/03/2014 at 2:43am / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals
Today, my friends convinced me to go out clubbing with them for the first time. "You'll get some action", they said. The only action I got was some drunk bloke staggering into me and spraying me with vomit just minutes after arriving. FML
by thanks, cunt-o / 03/01/2014 at 12:23pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/01/2014 at 5:42am / United States (Virginia) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/28/2014 at 5:26pm / Russian Federation (Moskva) / Intimacy
Today, I was walking home, when a car heading the other way hit a traffic cone. I must have been an asshole in a previous life, because the universe decided to make sure the cone flew into the side of my head. The bystanders were shocked for all of two seconds before laughing. FML
by Anonymous / 02/22/2014 at 4:02pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML
by Charlie529 / 02/19/2014 at 10:30am / South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal) / Health
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