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Today, while out at dinner with my boyfriend, I accidentally ripped out my tampon picking a wedgie. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16299) - you deserved it (15343)

On 08/13/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by brooke - United States

Today, I decided I didn't care about my pride, and so I asked this girl out in a text. After an hour of no response I asked again. Later I got a text saying, "I'm sorry, This is Emily's mom. Emily isn't here at the moment, but if I were you, I wouldn't ask again." I was rejected by her mom. FML

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