About hannahmarieeee : imm 15 i have fuckingg crazyy frandss ndd most of the shit tht happens to meh is from them or wen imm wiff them .!! But imma bad mother fucker amen.!
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by Rash / 12/06/2011 at 11:54am / United States (New York) / Animals
Today, I was in my car with my window down at a red light. Outside, a sweet old lady was sitting on a bench with her dog sleeping next to her. I yelled out the window to tell her how cute her dog was. She replied, "He's dead" and cried. FML
by macattack / 09/01/2011 at 10:29pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
Today, I was texting my trainer to rearrange our training session. My girlfriend texted me during the exchange, asking what I wanted for Christmas. I accidentally texted my trainer, "All I want are your sweet titties in my face". I'm awaiting a response. FML
by Anonymous / 11/27/2010 at 3:36pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by shopper242 / 11/22/2010 at 7:29am / France / Intimacy
Today, I was walking with and hugging my girlfriend at the same time. I tried to be funny and touched her breast, saying "Boob" in a silly voice. In reply, she slapped me in the crotch, saying "Dick" in the same voice. FML
by Anonymous / 11/21/2010 at 3:01am / Mexico (Morelos) / Intimacy
by JayBausch / 08/17/2009 at 4:48pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous