About hannahmarieeee : imm 15 i have fuckingg crazyy frandss ndd most of the shit tht happens to meh is from them or wen imm wiff them .!! But imma bad mother fucker amen.!
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Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML
by PerpetuallyHappy / 09/25/2012 at 7:20pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by scarred for life / 09/21/2012 at 6:57am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
by identitychangeplease / 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm / Sweden (Stockholms Lan) / Intimacy
by GMD / 09/18/2012 at 4:20pm / United Kingdom (Belfast) / Health
by Mrs. Teacher / 09/17/2012 at 8:21pm / United States (Georgia) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/14/2012 at 12:51pm / United States / Animals
Today, I was at Starbucks after having a rough day. The old man beside me was talking to his friend. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw him point at me and say, "See that beautiful girl over there?" Flattered, I listened closer, until he finished his statement with, "She's gonna die." FML
by scared to leave the house / 08/20/2012 at 5:14am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/19/2012 at 10:05pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by pridekills / 08/19/2012 at 12:19am / United States (Florida) / Work
Today, a homeless lady decided she needed to change underwear in the middle of the sidewalk. I turned around just in time to see her legs in the air with no undies on. I can never eat salami again. FML
by em from Cali / 07/28/2012 at 4:07am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/23/2012 at 10:59am / Ireland (Cork) / Intimacy
by Anon / 01/12/2012 at 2:24pm / United States (Hawaii) / Miscellaneous
by ericane27 / 12/27/2011 at 2:53pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by skidmark / 12/08/2011 at 9:48am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, some friends and I were pulled over on our way back from a party. We'd had a few drinks, so we tried to play it cool just in case we were over the limit. The cop didn't seem to want to breathalyze us, until my really high friend in the back seat said, "These are not the droids you are looking for." FML
by Notadrinkanddriveidiot / 12/07/2011 at 9:46am / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, not only do I work as a garbage man, but I had to pick up a used, bloody tampon that someone… Today, while having sex with my husband, he accidentally elbowed me in the face. I don't know which… Today, I was playing a medieval game with my brother, when he took all of his character's clothes…