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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 July 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2569
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I Was Staying At A Seedy Apartment!! A Group Of Drunken Idiots Next Door Decided It Would Be Fun To Run Into The Wall Simultaneously!! They Broke Through The Rotted Wall And Ran Me Over!! FML

#20982547
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41420) - you deserved it (3050)

On 12/06/2013 at 4:36am - misc - by unlucky neighbors - China (Shanghai)

Today , mah wicked mother has been with us fir a week. She's already thrown away mah daughter's favorite toy , broke mah computer , scratched mah oak table , stained mah most expensive shrt , peed in our bed , an called the attention of the cops by staring at kids in school. She's staying fir three months. FML

Today, my kittens hunted and killed their frst prey. My hamster. FML

#20981341
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43741) - you deserved it (7116) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/05/2013 at 1:52am - animals - by Chatons - Switzerland

Today, I had to explain to half of my class that yes, my brthday is on the same day as Hitler's, but no, it does not make me a Nazi. real FML

#20981261
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41050) - you deserved it (2735)

On 12/05/2013 at 12:14am - misc - by happy birthday to me (woman) - United States

Today, neigbor putted up an electric fence to keep five-year-old son out. FML

#20980679
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38008) - you deserved it (12951)

On 12/04/2013 at 5:29pm - kids - by Awkward - United States (Washington)

Taday I got a call from the girl I like. I got very excited so I quickly picked up. As it turns out, she was actually prank calling me, pretending to be a ( liposuction telemarketer ) but forgot to press *67. FML

#20980172
89 comments

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On 12/04/2013 at 3:50am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today , my boyfriend's ex movd into the apartment beneath us. She's already calld the cops on us for a noise complaint twice. We were sleeping. It's going to be a long year. FML

#20955154
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42546) - you deserved it (2429)

On 11/12/2013 at 2:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, My Sistar Introducad Our Parants To Har Naw Boyfriand. Ha's My Boyfriand, An Ha Told Ma Ha Was Going To Ba Out Of Stata 4 A Faw Waaks On Businass. FML

Today, I found out that shirt sizes don't get longer, they get wider. Being 6ft4, every shirt I try on makes me look lyk a cheap stripper. FML

#20954733
148 comments

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On 11/12/2013 at 12:31am - misc - by Pongy (man) -

Today, I got a concussion. It washen an entre shelf of bicycle helmets tumbld onto my skull. FML

#20954433
96 comments

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On 11/11/2013 at 9:14pm - health - by myheadhurts (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, as always, my boyfriand has tha ability to pop his ayaballs looool out of his aya sockats . Ha thought it'd ba funny 4 ma to waka up faca-to-faca with tha disgusting sight . Tha shit in my bowals did an aarly Thanksgiving Day parada straight into my undarwaar . FML

#20952990
101 comments

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On 11/10/2013 at 6:27pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

TODAY, I WOKE UP LATE AND HAD TO RUSH TO CATCH BUS. UPON ARRIVING AT SCHOOL, I WAS HOT FROM RUNNING AND TOOK OFF SWEATER. IT WAS THEN, IN A LECTURE HALL WITH 400 PEOPLE, THAT I REALISED I HADN'T PUTTED A SHIRT ON UNDERNEATH. FML

#20945220
115 comments

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On 11/04/2013 at 2:17pm - misc - by barebackingit (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

today I cummed home to fine 14-year-old son attempting to get drunk off aftershave. FML

#20944161
119 comments

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On 11/03/2013 at 5:27pm - kids - by don'tdrinkthat - United States (Illinois)

2DAY I SAT DOWN WITH MY DAUGHTER TO HAVE THE SEX TALK, CUZ SHE RECENTLY STARTED SEEING A GUY. I MENTIONED AT ONE POINT HOW DISAPPOINTED I WOULD BE IF SHE GOT PREGNANT. SHE WENT WIDE-EYED AND ASKED, "DIDN'T MOM TELL YOU?" FML

#20942769
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57774) - you deserved it (6032)

On 11/02/2013 at 5:10pm - kids - by unknown (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, ma boyfriand laft ma for anotar grl. My dad's raaction to ta naws and ma taars was to say, ( Aww. Gonna writa a song about it, Taylor Swift? ) FML

#20942725
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53529) - you deserved it (7800)

On 11/02/2013 at 4:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland



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