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hannahdietsch
  • Town/Country : Marion, USA
  • Title : Miss
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About hannahdietsch : I'm easy going and I know how to have fun(: message me whenever(:

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Today, I was fined because my son pushed the alarm button in the elevator. Why? There was a spider in there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20967) - you deserved it (2523)

On 01/02/2010 at 10:22pm - kids - by arachnidphobia (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was on the phone bragging to a friend about losing my virginity last night. When I went downstairs, my 6 year old sister was digging through my purse. She explained that she had overheard my conversation and wanted to help me find my virginity. My mom was in the kitchen with us. FML

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On 08/13/2009 at 4:57pm - kids - by bubbalicious (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)



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