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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 August 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1064
  • Number of comments : 181
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About hannahcorrine : Thanks for clicking on me! I'm very outgoing and can be stupid sometimes. I like my opinion to be known, and I like others to be shared. I don't really care about grammar, and I think those who do have too much spare time. But from time to time I'll get bored and make a correction or two. I'm on FML usually on my iPod, so I don't often read my messages...but hey, try! Thanks again for the visit.

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hannahcorrine's favorite FMLs

Today, I was forced to spend an extra $318 for another plane ticket to Dallas. The ticket wasn't for my daughter, my mom, or my sister, but for the quarter of my butt that apparently needs its own seat. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21815) - you deserved it (68276)

On 08/31/2010 at 5:40pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57259) - you deserved it (4304)

On 09/07/2009 at 2:22pm - misc - by Notyourstepmom - United States (Nevada)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, when we change positions, he shouts: "Power Rangers - Transform!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (61086) - you deserved it (12273)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML


I agree, your life sucks (51742) - you deserved it (7650)

On 08/11/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was getting mugged. In shock, I said, "Are you mugging me?!" To which the mugger responded, "Duh, do you think I grabbed you for your looks?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (52680) - you deserved it (7479)

On 08/04/2009 at 2:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I saw the following message on my Facebook News Feed: "Morning Sex: [My mom] and [My dad] are fans. Click here to Join" FML


I agree, your life sucks (79841) - you deserved it (5663)

On 06/01/2009 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by crazystuff23 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


I agree, your life sucks (1240553) - you deserved it (137772)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

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