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hannahcorrine

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 30 August 1994 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1094
  • Number of comments : 181
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About hannahcorrine : Thanks for clicking on me! I'm very outgoing and can be stupid sometimes. I like my opinion to be known, and I like others to be shared. I don't really care about grammar, and I think those who do have too much spare time. But from time to time I'll get bored and make a correction or two. I'm on FML usually on my iPod, so I don't often read my messages...but hey, try! Thanks again for the visit.

hannahcorrine's page activity

Visits<b>eyepuppy</b> - 8 hours ago<b>GermanMonkey666</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 3:39pm<b>Iamentertained</b> - the 04/15/2016 at 9:58am<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 3:19am<b>Blizzicus</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 11:00pm<b>HotTea</b> - the 03/22/2016 at 6:02am<b>Kitcat1234</b> - the 03/21/2016 at 3:11pm<b>yourmomshotfirst</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 10:59am<b>dmcintosh</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 5:56pm<b>ThatGingerKid56</b> - the 01/14/2016 at 11:07am<b>booze_n_bitches</b> - the 12/15/2015 at 8:00pm<b>Skarlun</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 6:42pm<b>PlsNarwals</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 11:49pm<b>ratman775</b> - the 11/16/2015 at 2:37pm<b>Envy22</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 10:18pm<b>dakota133</b> - the 10/30/2015 at 7:13pm<b>yuno_gasai</b> - the 10/23/2015 at 6:13am<b>JDub1031</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 11:33am

Fucked!<b>GermanMonkey666</b> - the 04/20/2016 at 9:39pm<b>FyeahPoet</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 9:19am<b>Skarlun</b> - the 12/11/2015 at 12:42am<b>MrFloooo</b> - the 04/17/2015 at 4:05pm<b>SilkMudah</b> - the 04/08/2015 at 5:01pm<b>Jaager</b> - the 09/20/2014 at 4:33am

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hannahcorrine's favorite FMLs

Today, I was forced to spend an extra $318 for another plane ticket to Dallas. The ticket wasn't for my daughter, my mom, or my sister, but for the quarter of my butt that apparently needs its own seat. FML

by Anonymous / 08/31/2010 at 5:40pm / United States (Ohio) / Money

Today, I met my boyfriend's mother for the first time. She greeted us holding a baby, and I told her how cute her son was. She told me that it was her grandson. Turns out my boyfriend is the father. We're 16. FML

by Notyourstepmom / 09/07/2009 at 2:22pm / United States (Nevada) / Miscellaneous

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML

by Anonymous / 08/18/2009 at 7:45pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy

Today, I was at the beach with friends and I fell asleep while I was tanning. When I woke up, everyone was laughing hysterically. I asked what was so funny, and one of my friends replies, "you farted so loud in your sleep that you woke yourself up." FML

by Anonymous / 08/11/2009 at 12:06am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was getting mugged. In shock, I said, "Are you mugging me?!" To which the mugger responded, "Duh, do you think I grabbed you for your looks?" FML

by Anonymous / 08/04/2009 at 2:41am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

Today, I saw the following message on my Facebook News Feed: "Morning Sex: [My mom] and [My dad] are fans. Click here to Join" FML

by crazystuff23 / 06/01/2009 at 12:44pm / United States (California) / Intimacy

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

by FML.. / 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm / China (Hebei) / Intimacy

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

by thatsucks / 02/28/2009 at 6:10am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love