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About hannah213 : I don't know if it's just me but I find these little boxes that say a bit about me kind of weird to wright in... But whatever :D. I don't know really how to start this so ill just jump right in.
I play piano and I like to sing... Even tho I suck. I mostly listen to deadmau5, knife party, skizzy marz, Hollywood undead, skrillex, eminem, Macklemore, foxsky, droideka, ect. My favourite games are slender rising, call of duty, uncharted, mostly any games with shooting. I'm really shy when I first meet people, but once I get to know them I start to act crazy.
If you think I'm cute you should message me cuz I'm single and ready to mingle.
...I'll probably take forever to message back, but I promise I will
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, I tried to storm out of the room during an argument, but walked face-first into our closed sliding glass door. My boyfriend laughed so hard that he had to sit down. Later, we noticed the nose mark I left. He won't let me clean it, because he wants to show it to everyone. FML
Today, I superglued the sole back into my shoe. Unfortunately, the glue didn't dry as quickly as it said it would on the bottle. The glue seeped through the sole and my foot got superglued to my shoe. FML
Today, I tried to put the little girl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her down when she made a mad dash for the basement stairs, slipped on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stairs. FML
Monday 1 September 2014