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  • Title : Miss
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 433
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About hannah213 : I don't know if it's just me but I find these little boxes that say a bit about me kind of weird to wright in... But whatever :D. I don't know really how to start this so ill just jump right in.
I play piano and I like to sing... Even tho I suck. I mostly listen to deadmau5, knife party, skizzy marz, Hollywood undead, skrillex, eminem, Macklemore, foxsky, droideka, ect. My favourite games are slender rising, call of duty, uncharted, mostly any games with shooting. I'm really shy when I first meet people, but once I get to know them I start to act crazy.
If you think I'm cute you should message me cuz I'm single and ready to mingle.
...I'll probably take forever to message back, but I promise I will

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hannah213's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try flavored condoms. I guess I enjoyed them a little too much; I almost choked half to death on a strawberry cockcicle. FML

by flavored / 11/18/2013 at 10:26am / United States / Intimacy

Today, I got my dad to fill in a questionnaire my teacher handed out on Friday. One question said "I would like to see my son/daughter ______." My dad wrote in the blank: "less often." FML

by :( / 11/17/2013 at 3:27pm / United States (Texas) / Kids

Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML

by Anonymous / 11/17/2013 at 2:11pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I tried to storm out of the room during an argument, but walked face-first into our closed sliding glass door. My boyfriend laughed so hard that he had to sit down. Later, we noticed the nose mark I left. He won't let me clean it, because he wants to show it to everyone. FML

by raz_berri93 / 11/17/2013 at 12:31am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

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Today, I was watching TV when my sister-in-law called me, laughing. It turns out my brother got his head stuck between the bars on the stairs. Again. My brother is 29. FML

by AshlynnPrime / 11/14/2013 at 5:44pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous

Today, I superglued the sole back into my shoe. Unfortunately, the glue didn't dry as quickly as it said it would on the bottle. The glue seeped through the sole and my foot got superglued to my shoe. FML

by footstuck / 11/13/2013 at 12:51pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous

Today, while shopping for clothes, I asked the assistant to recommend something for me. She took me to the maternity section. Thanks, but I'm not pregnant. FML

by fml / 11/13/2013 at 12:30pm / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Miscellaneous

Today, I tried to put the little girl I babysit in timeout for lying to me. I was about to sit her down when she made a mad dash for the basement stairs, slipped on the wood floor, and fell down them. She told her parents and everyone at the ER that I had thrown her down the stairs. FML

by little_star78 / 11/13/2013 at 6:08am / United States (Michigan) / Kids

Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML

by icyrebel25 / 11/12/2013 at 6:57pm / United States (Texas) / Love