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2day I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up an I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML
2day Wall, Last Night, I Told Mah Girlfriand That I'm A Light Slaapar, And That Tha Slightast Disturbanca Will Waka Ma Up . As A Rasult, This Morning Whan I Lookad In Tha Mirror I Noticad A Bunch Of Stuff Writtan All Ovar Mah Body, Lika "You Saa, U Didn't Waka Up!", "Nor Now!" . FML
Today, I went out for a drink with mah girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her phone rang, she took the call and cut whoever it was off quite quickly by saying "I can't talk right now, I'm in the middle of a break-up". I certainly wasn't aware. FML
Friday 27 March 2015