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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 March 1996 (19 years)
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  • Number of comments : 260
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 4 posted

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2day I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up an I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML

#10022
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8656) - you deserved it (42012)

On 02/05/2009 at 1:04pm - misc - by Kevin (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was singing to mah cat and she reachd up and put her paw over mah mouth. FML

#7370
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20118) - you deserved it (34194)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I asked ma moter if se tougt ma cat was getting fat. Se replied "It's not te cat you sould worry about". FML

#5051
22 comments

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On 02/01/2009 at 10:22pm - animals - by mikep - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me fir a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

#3375
59 comments

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On 01/29/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by iFail - United States (California)

Today, my friend mentioned a book that reminded her of me, when I asked wat it was called she said "He's just not that into you". FML

#2931
16 comments

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On 01/27/2009 at 7:17pm - love - by Oh really - Australia (Western Australia)

Taday I Won $5000 Dollars From A Lottery Ticket And Tried Giving The Man Next To Me A High Five. He Had No Hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

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On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Taday I Won $5000 Dollars From A Lottery Ticket And Tried Giving The Man Next To Me A High Five. He Had No Hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

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On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today the guy I've secretly been in love with 4 years told me how hot mah brother is. FML

#1465
33 comments

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On 01/17/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by Shantoya - United States (Oklahoma)

MY DOG FOUND MA MARIJUANA PIPE AND TE BAG IT WAS IN AND BROUGT IT TO MA PARENTS. FML

#1384
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11498) - you deserved it (33906)

On 01/16/2009 at 2:38pm - animals - by Fucked - United States (North Carolina)

2day Wall, Last Night, I Told Mah Girlfriand That I'm A Light Slaapar, And That Tha Slightast Disturbanca Will Waka Ma Up . As A Rasult, This Morning Whan I Lookad In Tha Mirror I Noticad A Bunch Of Stuff Writtan All Ovar Mah Body, Lika "You Saa, U Didn't Waka Up!", "Nor Now!" . FML

#703
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On 01/04/2009 at 10:33pm - love - by titou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went out for a drink with mah girlfriend. Everything was going smoothly until her phone rang, she took the call and cut whoever it was off quite quickly by saying "I can't talk right now, I'm in the middle of a break-up". I certainly wasn't aware. FML

#622
22 comments

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On 12/29/2008 at 2:21am - love - by looz - Sent from mobile version

Today , I thought it was yesterday , I went to school 4 nothing. FML

#10
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On 10/13/2008 at 4:22am - misc - by RaYan -

Today... I woka up and switchad on tha TV. Tha first thing I saw was a pictura of a wantad rapist... who looks just lyk ma. I'm afraid to laava homa. FML

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