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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 101
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About hankerson95 : Hi there, I am Hank. I am a cashier at Giant Food, I have decided to take a year off from college to learn more about myself and figure out what I really want to do. Don't like that idea of taking a year off? Then screw off.

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Today, my Dad and I went to McDonald's, only to have him shove two handfuls of sugar packets into the bag. He said, "If it's for free, why only take one?" To make it worse, my crush was at the till, watching what was happening. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23781) - you deserved it (3327)

On 08/17/2011 at 3:14am - money - by AshamedDaughter - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my girlfriend got a necklace from one of her guy friends. She loves it. It's a heart shaped necklace. She doesn't see a problem. FML

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On 08/17/2011 at 2:19am - love - by CashChamp20 - United States

Today, my friends and I went to the beach and we were tanning when I suddenly saw 10 roses floating in the ocean. I went around to pick up all the roses and threw the petals at my friends. Then I notice a big boat of people in black and white were looking at me with disgust. It was a funeral. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15454) - you deserved it (47415)

On 09/06/2009 at 7:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom asked me for advice on how to give a good blow job. I'm a guy. FML

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On 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm - intimacy - by Ohai - United States (Oklahoma)



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