About hankerson95 : Hi there, I am Hank. I am a cashier at Giant Food, I have decided to take a year off from college to learn more about myself and figure out what I really want to do. Don't like that idea of taking a year off? Then screw off.
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Today, my Dad and I went to McDonald's, only to have him shove two handfuls of sugar packets into the bag. He said, "If it's for free, why only take one?" To make it worse, my crush was at the till, watching what was happening. FML
by AshamedDaughter / 08/17/2011 at 3:14am / Canada (British Columbia) / Money
by CashChamp20 / 08/17/2011 at 2:19am / United States / Love
Today, my friends and I went to the beach and we were tanning when I suddenly saw 10 roses floating in the ocean. I went around to pick up all the roses and threw the petals at my friends. Then I notice a big boat of people in black and white were looking at me with disgust. It was a funeral. FML
by Anonymous / 09/06/2009 at 7:09pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by mylifesucks / 08/30/2009 at 12:40pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
Today, I was pulled over for speeding. The cop was hot so I flirted with him as much as I could. But when he came back to the car he still gave me a ticket. Feeling desperate I said, "I thought you didn't give tickets to pretty girls." His response: "We don't." FML
by Anonymous / 07/31/2009 at 9:51am / United States (Utah) / Transportation
Today, I went to a concert. They had this feature where you could send a picture of something from your cell phone and they'd put it on the big screens, so I sent a picture of myself in. When the picture came up on the screens, the entire crowd of about 4,000 people went, "Ewwww!" FML
by apparentlyugly / 04/26/2009 at 12:49pm / United States (Virginia) / Geek
by Ohai / 01/16/2009 at 3:46pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
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