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Today, I got to spend 4 hours on a bus with a group of selfie-taking teenagers who spent the majority of the time trying to harmonize while singing various songs. I'm pretty sure half of them were tone deaf. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36461) - you deserved it (3684)

On 03/21/2014 at 7:59pm - misc - by please stop singing!!!! - United States (Florida)

Today, and for the fifth week in a row, my dad has been moping around and acting pissy about everything because his psycho girlfriend won't talk to him. He now claims his life is over. I'm being raised by a teenage girl. FML

Today, I was called into my 17-year-old son's high school. Why? Because it was Wednesday, also known as "Hump Day" and his friends managed to convince him that you're supposed to go around and hump people. FML

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On 09/19/2012 at 7:33pm - kids - by Judy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

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