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by maddie / 11/06/2013 at 12:06am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Something I said? / 11/05/2013 at 10:26am / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, while I was working out, I was listening to music with my earbuds in. The Pokémon theme started playing and I begun singing along. It wasn't too long after that I remembered I was in a crowded gym on a military base. FML
by GymBattle / 10/31/2013 at 7:18pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend came onto me in a romantic gesture. We ended up having sex, forgetting that the window repair guy was supposed to come today and do some work on our third floor apartment windows. I still don't know how much he saw. FML
by English_Nut117 / 10/30/2013 at 3:17pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, a radio show asked the question, "Where does the dentist live in Finding Nemo?" I called in and got through. When he asked me the question, instead of the actual answer I quickly gave out my own address over live radio. FML
by Anonymous / 10/30/2013 at 11:58am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I put a picture of my cat on Facebook. A stranger sent me a message saying how "attractive" she was and that her eyes are "very seductive". So, basically, someone is trying to hit on my cat. FML
by meow / 10/30/2013 at 3:03am / United States / Animals
by BaconLover / 10/28/2013 at 12:58am / Japan / Love
Today, I reminded my husband that I was on my period, so he wouldn't try to fool around with me. A few hours later, his goldfish-like memory kicked in and he stuck his hand down my pants while we were going to bed. I was wearing a maxi pad. FML
by SharkWeek / 10/27/2013 at 11:26am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I had to call a plumber out to clear a blockage in our bathroom drainpipe. After coming back from work later in the day, and after a tearful confession from my wife, I found out that pipe wasn't the only one he snaked. FML
by soon to be divorced / 10/24/2013 at 4:06pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by erockinthesuburb / 10/15/2013 at 8:38pm / United States (Indiana) / Health
by Ellie / 10/09/2013 at 7:15pm / United States (Kansas) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/06/2013 at 12:44am / United States / Kids
Today, and for the fifth week in a row, my dad has been moping around and acting pissy about everything because his psycho girlfriend won't talk to him. He now claims his life is over. I'm being raised by a teenage girl. FML
by SuperFail55 / 10/01/2013 at 8:33pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Kids
by NoNotCats =^._.^= / 09/03/2013 at 4:17am / United States (Arizona) / Health
by fml / 09/03/2013 at 2:31am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
- Today, my phone provider informed me that I had 12 messages waiting for me on my voicemail. Happy… Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was…