About hallix : I always fall in love with fictional characters. And then they die.
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by mistletoe / 12/08/2013 at 9:21pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
by eer004 / 12/07/2013 at 5:06am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by oh / 12/06/2013 at 4:20pm / Denmark (Midtjylland) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was taking some clean bedsheets down from the top of the wardrobe. As I pulled the top sheet down, a cat jumped onto my face, claws and all, before falling to the floor and running away. Thing is, I don't own a cat and I have no idea where in the house it has hidden now. FML
by Seriously_Scaredy_Cat / 11/27/2013 at 2:08am / United States / Animals
Today, a girl and I were flirting and it was going well. Feeling bold, I asked what she would do if I kissed her. She smiled flirtatiously and said "Why don't you try it and find out?" I went in for a kiss, and she slapped me. FML
by smooth / 11/21/2013 at 11:10am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I watched a little girl laugh while giving bread to some pigeons at a bus stop. A bus then arrived. All the pigeons moved out of the away, except one. Its head got crushed by a wheel, and some blood splattered onto the little girl's shoes, who then screamed. With laughter. FML
by B_and_W / 11/21/2013 at 6:35am / France / Kids
by this guy / 11/21/2013 at 12:27am / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/20/2013 at 4:06pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 11/19/2013 at 10:42pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
Today, my boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but my mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on for a week caused me to orgasm. FML
by you+me-clothes=53>< / 11/19/2013 at 12:13pm / Austria (Wien) / Intimacy
by flavored / 11/18/2013 at 10:26am / United States / Intimacy
by thank god you'll only live once / 11/08/2013 at 3:12pm / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Grandson / 11/07/2013 at 12:52am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by awkward / 11/06/2013 at 4:16pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by pathetic / 11/06/2013 at 8:04am / United States (Nebraska) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, a sweet old man came knocking. He asked about my elderly neighbor who he has been trying to… Today, I learned that if a friend ever suggests you sleep with her boyfriend, it's probably because… Today, I went to a grad school fair. Tuition costs more than I make in a year. I'm thirty. I think…