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Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32849) - you deserved it (6553)

On 11/28/2009 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I had to look at my positive ebay feedback to feel loved. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34284) - you deserved it (6010)

On 11/28/2009 at 7:22am - love - by Anon. (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)



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