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Today, I had to make up a story about my "friends" at school so my mom doesn't keep telling I'm a loser. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32282) - you deserved it (6491)

On 11/28/2009 at 7:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I had to look at my positive ebay feedback to feel loved. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33730) - you deserved it (5940)

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