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  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 7 posted

About haleymcaldwell : I'm just here to laugh and tell funny stories about my amusing -albeit somewhat boring- life. I love food and really REALLY loud EDM.

On Instagram @thatoneblondeidiot
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