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by wtf?? / 02/09/2015 at 8:26am / Saint Vincent and the Grenadines / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/08/2015 at 5:24pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
by Anonymous / 02/07/2015 at 4:03pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/07/2015 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wirral) / Miscellaneous
by gali-ma / 02/07/2015 at 7:52am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/07/2015 at 6:51am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by No thank you / 02/04/2015 at 3:17pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, at work, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head on my cash register. A second later, I heard roaring laughter from the security room, followed by someone saying to play it back. I'd almost convinced myself it wasn't about me, when one of the guys came out and gave me a thumb up. FML
by Anonymous / 02/04/2015 at 11:06am / Netherlands / Love
by bootyislife / 02/02/2015 at 11:36pm / United States (Washington) / Love
by bruhandbutercup / 02/02/2015 at 7:08pm / United States (Maryland) / Work
by StantheMan93 / 02/02/2015 at 6:59pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
by itsemilyc / 02/02/2015 at 2:34pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
Today, my coworker said that she suddenly got the shivers. I jokingly told her that it meant she must be being watched by a dead person and made stupid ghost noises. She then told me it was the anniversary of her dad's death and burst into tears. FML
by pinecones / 02/02/2015 at 9:25am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
by FuckfaceSteve / 02/01/2015 at 9:59am / United Kingdom (Durham) / Love
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…