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by therealkathl / 03/05/2015 at 8:32am / Austria / Love
by punkchicka4 / 03/02/2015 at 6:37pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Masift / 03/02/2015 at 12:06pm / United States (Florida) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/01/2015 at 1:59pm / United Kingdom (Suffolk) / Love
Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about times we'd made our mothers cry. She said she'd only made her mother cry once. When I asked when, she said, "When I told her I was thinking about dating you." FML
by shoggoth_wild / 02/27/2015 at 9:13am / United States (Mississippi) / Love
by xxruby / 02/24/2015 at 4:07pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, a man asked me for directions outside of a local store. After about five minutes into the conversation, I noticed he had whipped his penis out and was stroking it. He then asked me if I liked what I saw. FML
by sammy18f / 02/23/2015 at 10:46pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by sam882 / 02/23/2015 at 1:49am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by headache / 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. Not an hour later, I walked in on my sister giving him a handjob in her room. And what's worse, my first reaction was just to wonder why he'd bother cheating on me for just a handjob. FML
by Anonymous / 02/17/2015 at 2:17pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/14/2015 at 7:34pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
Today, my thundercunt of a neighbor, who's hated me since I moved in, called the cops on me. He told them he saw me shooting up on drugs. I'm diabetic and was injecting insulin, which he could only have seen by spying on me through my living room window. FML
by Anonymous / 02/13/2015 at 3:24pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/09/2015 at 3:42pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, it's been about a week since my boyfriend started his new medication, which has essentially killed any sex drive he had. It has also been about two weeks since I stopped mine, making me hornier than ever. FML
by myself / 02/09/2015 at 8:32am / United States / Intimacy
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…