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by Anonymous / 04/04/2015 at 6:16am / India / Love
Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
by Anonymous / 04/04/2015 at 12:04am / United States (Maryland) / Love
Today, things got heated with my boyfriend for the first time. Turns out he's even more inexperienced than I thought; when I started grinding against him, he frowned and said, "Um... why're you doing that? We've still got clothes on..." FML
by lameows / 04/03/2015 at 9:57pm / United States / Intimacy
by soontobewidow / 03/28/2015 at 5:20am / Turkey (Istanbul) / Intimacy
by ironwoman23 / 03/27/2015 at 8:23pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by BERNDTOAST / 03/27/2015 at 11:27am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by comfort_ / 03/26/2015 at 11:28pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by cherokeems / 03/26/2015 at 1:44pm / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by RS / 03/17/2015 at 12:25pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, my boss chewed me out for leaving a work function early. I explained it was to avoid a former co-worker I constantly fought with. The boss revealed he purposely invited that former co-worker, hoping our fight would provide entertainment. FML
by Anonymous / 03/17/2015 at 10:54am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/14/2015 at 11:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, while walking my dog, we came across two men having a heated argument in the street. My dog decided the perfect place to poop was right next to them. He wouldn't budge no matter what. Meanwhile, one of the men pulled a knife, and I practically shat myself. FML
by Anonymous / 03/13/2015 at 11:30pm / Miscellaneous
by EnglandRocks / 03/12/2015 at 2:03pm / Switzerland (Bern) / Miscellaneous
Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML
by mylovelifeisanepicfail / 03/12/2015 at 9:53am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…