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Today , it was my brthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed , then we went out shopping , had a picnic , watched a good romcom , had a fancy dinner , an ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve , he dumped me. FML

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114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43236) - you deserved it (2749)

On 02/07/2015 at 4:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today my sister tried to convince me to go to a plastic surgeon because "Bitchface Syndrome's no joke." FML

#21351489
52 comments

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On 02/07/2015 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Wirral)

Today... I looool posted a photo on Facebook of me at a club with some friends. The first comment it got was "Just got a stiffy. 10/10." Thank 4 that... dad. FML

#21351395
53 comments

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On 02/07/2015 at 7:52am - misc - by gali-ma (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

today ours after being turned down 4 sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at te computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML

#21351381
192 comments

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On 02/07/2015 at 6:51am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

I'M ERE TO INFORM MEN THAT, "IF I FUCKD YOU, I WOULDN'T PULL OUT" IS NOT AN EFFECTIVE PICK UP LINE . EVER . ESPECIALLY ON A COWORKER . FML

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On 02/04/2015 at 3:17pm - intimacy - by No thank you (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, AT WORK, I SNEEZED SO HARD THAT I HIT HEAD ON CASH REGISTER!! A SECOND LATER, I HEARD ROARING LAUGHTER FROM THE SECURITY ROOM, FOLLOWED BY SOMEONE SAYING TO PLAY IT BACK!! I'D ALMOST CONVINCED MYSELF IT WASN'T ABOUT ME,HEN ONE OF THE GUYS CUMMED OUT AN GAVE ME A THUMB UP!! FML

#21349710
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On 02/04/2015 at 2:28pm - work - by fxck (woman) -

Today, mah boyfriend of 5 days proposed to me at the mall . FML

#21349612
157 comments

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On 02/04/2015 at 11:06am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands

2day Ma Girlfriend Tougt It Would Be Sexy To Give Me A Naked Massage. Se Straddled Ma Back And Started Rubbing, Ten Se Sneezed And Peed On Me. FML

#21348755
123 comments

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On 02/02/2015 at 11:36pm - love - by bootyislife - United States (Washington)

Today, mah boss informed me I couldn't go on mah ( vacation ) cuz he's leaving fir one of his employees' weddings. That just so happen to be mah wedding, fir which I'm taking the vacation. FML

my wife's boyfriend learnd tat u can't flus condoms. mega FML

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128 comments

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On 02/02/2015 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by StantheMan93 (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend ( accidentally ) ad sex wit my roommate. looool FML

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177 comments

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On 02/02/2015 at 2:34pm - intimacy - by itsemilyc - United States (Michigan)

Today, mah coworkar said that sha suddanly got tha shivars!! I jokingly told har that it maant sha must ba baing watchad by a daad parson and mada stupid ghost noisas!! Sha than told ma it was tha annivarsary of har dad's daath and burst into taars!! maga FML

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45 comments

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On 02/02/2015 at 9:25am - misc - by pinecones (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, the girl looool I like finally replid to a text I sent a week ago . Her reply was: "Don't ever text me again, fuckface." FML

#21347694
83 comments

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On 02/01/2015 at 9:59am - love - by FuckfaceSteve (man) - United Kingdom (Durham)

Today, I was in a heated debate about climate change. I got so flustered that I forgot the word "volcano" and ended up calling them "exploding mountain things". End of the debate. Shame. FML

#21347486
54 comments

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On 01/31/2015 at 9:29pm - misc - by WalkTheOtherWay - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got it between te legs wit a kayak. FML



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