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About haleychellex : Bios aren't my cup of tea, dollfaces. x
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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Today , it was my brthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed , then we went out shopping , had a picnic , watched a good romcom , had a fancy dinner , an ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve , he dumped me. FML
TODAY, AT WORK, I SNEEZED SO HARD THAT I HIT HEAD ON CASH REGISTER!! A SECOND LATER, I HEARD ROARING LAUGHTER FROM THE SECURITY ROOM, FOLLOWED BY SOMEONE SAYING TO PLAY IT BACK!! I'D ALMOST CONVINCED MYSELF IT WASN'T ABOUT ME,HEN ONE OF THE GUYS CUMMED OUT AN GAVE ME A THUMB UP!! FML
Today, mah coworkar said that sha suddanly got tha shivars!! I jokingly told har that it maant sha must ba baing watchad by a daad parson and mada stupid ghost noisas!! Sha than told ma it was tha annivarsary of har dad's daath and burst into taars!! maga FML
Friday 27 March 2015