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Today, it was the first time a guy has shown any interest in me by calling me pretty. I was so shocked that instead of saying thank you, I hid behind the nearest object and promptly giggle-snorted. FML
by WolfAvenge / 05/21/2015 at 4:01am / United States (Arizona) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/15/2015 at 8:50pm / United States / Kids
by hendrixisgod86 / 05/15/2015 at 2:48pm / United States (Florida) / Transportation
by ptarr12345 / 05/14/2015 at 12:26am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
by Hlaalette / 05/13/2015 at 9:57am / Belgium / Health
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding at the last moment, because her neurotic sister thinks she's "too fat" to be the maid of honor, and says she needs several months to lose weight. So that's a few thousand dollars wasted. My fiancée says I'm "overreacting" and that I "just don't get it". FML
by Anonymous / 05/09/2015 at 3:17pm / United States (Vermont) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/08/2015 at 11:31pm / United States / Work
by better late than never / 05/08/2015 at 5:32pm / Health
by Random737193 / 05/07/2015 at 3:52pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by that one anon / 05/07/2015 at 2:27am / United States (California) / Love
by dadoftheyear / 05/06/2015 at 11:27pm / United States / Intimacy
by full bladder / 04/28/2015 at 6:39pm / United States (Florida) / Health
Today, less than a month from our wedding, my fiancé told me that he doesn't trust me and will be cancelling our wedding and new apartment lease if I don't give him all the names, numbers and addresses of my exes. All because I received a text from a wrong number that said, "Hey baby." FML
by Groomzilla? / 04/28/2015 at 1:32am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Jennandco / 04/28/2015 at 1:23am / United Kingdom / Intimacy
by advanced history teacher / 04/27/2015 at 12:58am / United States (Arizona) / Work
- Today, my mom was holding a glass of water and asked if I thought she was going to throw it at me.… Today, I was on the brink of moving in with my boyfriend of seven years. At the last minute, I was… Today, my cat has gotten more birthday wishes on Facebook than I got on my birthday 3 weeks ago. FML