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by pontwa / 08/23/2015 at 9:45am / Australia / Love
Today, my dad got so drunk that I had to drive him home. He kept yelling at me to not speed, saying I was going too fast and that there were too many bumps on the road. I hadn't even started the car yet. FML
by AnonymousZOMBIE / 06/25/2015 at 3:23pm / United States (Louisiana) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 06/21/2015 at 12:38am / United States (Arkansas) / Intimacy
by poorlyparented / 06/16/2015 at 8:05am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/13/2015 at 10:26am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by lolatmylovelife / 06/11/2015 at 4:51pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, one of my students tried to bribe me $200 to change his grade. When I said no and told him he was lucky I didn't report him, he went to the dean and told him I offered to change his grade for money. I'm now suspended and under investigation. FML
by UN4 / 05/27/2015 at 12:25pm / United States / Work
by Anonymous / 05/27/2015 at 10:21am / Mexico / Health
by Anonymous / 05/27/2015 at 9:39am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Health
Today, I saw my uncle, whom I have not seen in five years, at a family gathering. His reaction to seeing me? "Holy SHIT you have BOOBS! The guys must be all over you!" I awkwardly replied, "No..." Then he muttered, "I know I would." FML
by WellThatWasRude / 05/25/2015 at 2:30am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
Today, my dog was knocked unconscious. I had to race him to the vet and pay a small fortune for x-rays and shots. All because he ran into the kitchen at full speed and smashed headfirst into the refrigerator after hearing me open a bag of turkey. FML
by roadie42 / 05/24/2015 at 11:15pm / United States (Missouri) / Animals
by Mona Lisa was a skank-ass ho / 05/24/2015 at 11:56am / United Kingdom (Stockport) / Miscellaneous
by Vexatious / 05/22/2015 at 12:27pm / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy
by grossedout / 05/22/2015 at 11:02am / United States (Indiana) / Work
Today, my neighbor was having work done in his apartment, and he'd warned me that there might be some noise. Yes, there was, what with all the town's firemen in the building after he'd ruptured the main gas pipe. FML
by Jolabanane / 05/21/2015 at 7:51am / France / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…