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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1258
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 20 posted

About haleyart : I'm blonde, I have blue eyes, and I love pandas :D

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Visits<b>slappygecko</b> - the 07/23/2016 at 6:54pm<b>ikeb</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 11:01pm<b>minioncandy</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 12:51am<b>medes</b> - the 06/28/2016 at 1:38pm<b>Dreamer_in_Time</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 9:26am<b>AnnaMuffin</b> - the 06/13/2016 at 6:21am<b>spacecadettiff</b> - the 06/11/2016 at 2:05pm<b>StayClassyAF</b> - the 06/08/2016 at 12:15pm<b>SweetMaria</b> - the 05/30/2016 at 12:03pm<b>guskta</b> - the 05/27/2016 at 2:29pm<b>DaveCorgan</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 2:28pm<b>EvilPandaxD</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 10:02am<b>capscapscaps43</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 5:46pm<b>abbs24</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 8:37pm<b>Williadev</b> - the 05/07/2016 at 4:23pm<b>kaleena97</b> - the 04/17/2016 at 1:04pm<b>Soru</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 10:13pm<b>maybellina</b> - the 03/30/2016 at 7:48am

Fucked!<b>medes</b> - the 06/28/2016 at 7:38pm<b>Dreamer_in_Time</b> - the 06/19/2016 at 3:26pm<b>CaptMacLeod</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 9:46am<b>DeathofCareBear</b> - the 11/04/2015 at 11:47pm<b>GenerikAsian</b> - the 06/20/2015 at 4:34pm<b>cdncw</b> - the 05/05/2015 at 10:52pm<b>Nathan23xx</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 5:19pm<b>udderbutter</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 6:04am<b>derp_taco</b> - the 01/31/2015 at 10:18pm

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haleyart's favorite FMLs

Today, I summoned the courage to talk to my friends about the money they owe me for my photography services at their wedding. We had agreed on a fair price, but now they're pissed, claiming that I'm being selfish and should consider it my wedding gift to them. FML

by cheese / 09/26/2013 at 5:31pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Money

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML

by criminal tit offender / 08/31/2013 at 12:25pm / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous

Today, my water broke. I called my mom, who had agreed to watch my other two kids while I went to the hospital. When I asked her to come over, she just said, "Sorry, now isn't a good time." FML

by Upset Mommy / 07/14/2013 at 12:32am / United States / Health

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

by nosestealer / 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML

by SpiderFather / 07/02/2013 at 4:01am / France / Kids

Today, I bumped into my parents at the mall. They didn't tell me they were around. I live 5,000 miles away, in a different country from them. FML

by Coolios / 06/24/2013 at 10:16am / United Arab Emirates (Dubai) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house. We'd been talking about the move where you pick a girl up and kiss, and how romantic that would be, so we decided to try it. When he picked me up, my head slammed against his ceiling fan. FML

by haleyart / 06/10/2013 at 12:10pm / United States (Louisiana) / Love

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Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying "Dickachu, I choose you!" FML

by Anonymous / 06/07/2013 at 3:10am / United States (North Carolina) / Intimacy

Today, I was out with my grandma when a pair of very shady guys approached us in the street, hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride, she pulled a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck, gran? FML

by emasculated 10000% / 05/04/2013 at 1:05pm / Sweden (Kronobergs Lan) / Miscellaneous

Today, while he was eating chicken, one of my friends asked me why I'm a vegetarian. I responded that I believe in animal rights and don't like the conditions the animals are forced to live in. He looked at me incredulously before explaining that "chickens aren't animals, they're birds." FML

by revan546 / 04/26/2013 at 9:23am / United States (New Hampshire) / Animals

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, at the store, I noticed a girl eyeing a chocolate bunny. Her mom refused to buy it, saying they didn't have enough money. She started crying, so I decided to make her day and offered to buy it for her. Her mom reacted by slapping me across the face and calling me a "pedo." FML

by easteryegg / 04/05/2013 at 8:13pm / United States (New York) / Kids

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She didn't say no, she didn't faint, and she didn't cry. She just stared at me blankly and said, "But... why...?" FML

by Badam / 03/29/2013 at 9:29pm / France (Aquitaine) / Love

Today, on Facebook, I mentioned that I'd just finished reading the novel Pet Sematary. Two hours later, I'd lost two friends and my boyfriend, after they commented "learn to spell, dumbass", "u illiterate fucker", and "well, I'm not dating you for your brains, am I?" I hate humanity. FML

by Anonymous / 03/22/2013 at 8:02pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was outside at a café and looked at my phone. When I did, a woman halfway across the patio started screaming at me, demanding I tell her who I was texting and why. She then sprinted over, furious at me for apparently badmouthing her to somebody. All I did was check the time. FML

by Anonymous / 03/17/2013 at 7:00am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous

Today, I stole a pen from the doctor's office while she wasn't looking. Later on at work, I idly pulled the pen out during a meeting. My colleague looked at me, horrified. The pen had the words "minimally invasive gynecological surgery" emblazoned on it. I'm a man. FML

by Anonymous / 02/21/2013 at 9:56pm / United States (New York) / Work