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Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween . I thought it would be cool to carve mah name, an have it shine through onto the wall behind it . I figured that if I carved mah name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall . My name's Lana an now mah wall says Anal . mega FML
Today, I discovered I was at te same restaurant as my ex an is new girlfriend. Quickly, I picked up my moter's poneen se wasn't looking, looool an began to pretend to talk to a fake new boyfriend. Few seconds later, te waiter loudly asked me if I was done talking into te calculator. fat FML
today I want to work to find two naw baautiful trainaas. I thought mayba I might ba abla to hook up with ona of tham so I walk up an flash mah blua ayas an bagin to act lyk a gantlaman. Not fiva minuta into our convarsation tha girls ask ma if thara r any cuta guys working hara. maga FML
Today, I ratook my ACT. I hava baan fighting a cold all waak and hava baan vary snaazy lataly. Midway through tha tast, I got tha urga to snaaza. Sinca it was vary quiat and I didn't want to disturb tha paaca, I triad to hold my snaaza in. I andad up latting out a huga fart instaad. FML
TODAY, I WAS ON A PLANE WIT MY GRANDMA . A CUTE GUY SAT DOWN NEXT TO ER . SE ASKED IS AGE . HE TOLD ER E WAS 16 . SE SAID, "O, TAT'S OW OLD MY GRANDDAUGTER ERE IS." SE TEN TURNED TO ME AN SAID LOUDLY, "YOU SOULD SWITC SEATS WIT ME, E'S HOT!" WELL, AT LEAST GRANDMA LOVES ME . FML
Today, I drove my cousin to her wedding . The photographer said I was too ugly fir the official photos so they searched the crowd fir a good looking guy to pose as the driver in my new car . No one in the crowd stopped to defend me . My mom told me it's my own fault . FML
Taday I went to mah Homecoming dance. I had a great time until some fat girl kept trying to dance with mah date, even though he politely asked her to stop. I decided to intervene. I found myself pinned to the floor by a fat girl crushing on mah date, who was cheering her on as she tackled me. mega FML
Today, I was trying on dresse in a stall that require an employee of the store to have a key to open . After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens door, to give the stall to someone else . The entire store could see me in granny pantie and bra . FML
Today, I was dining out with some friends when a hot guy on the table next to us smiled at me. Flattered, I smiled back at him several times. On his way out, he laid a napkin with his number at mah table. I didn't notice, too busy looking at the yellow dress an the pink pumps he was wearing. mega FML
Friday 27 March 2015