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Today, I decidd to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walkd up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML

#5971650
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33620) - you deserved it (5422)

On 10/24/2009 at 8:20am - misc - by nnnaaazzz - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I carved a pumpkin for Halloween . I thought it would be cool to carve mah name, an have it shine through onto the wall behind it . I figured that if I carved mah name backwards then it would show up correct on the wall . My name's Lana an now mah wall says Anal . mega FML

#5954141
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11723) - you deserved it (44156)

On 10/23/2009 at 1:22am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I discovered I was at te same restaurant as my ex an is new girlfriend. Quickly, I picked up my moter's poneen se wasn't looking, looool an began to pretend to talk to a fake new boyfriend. Few seconds later, te waiter loudly asked me if I was done talking into te calculator. fat FML

#5865096
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8510) - you deserved it (40897)

On 10/17/2009 at 12:25pm - love - by Ohgreat (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today , I woke up wit a dead cockroac an its guts all over my foreead. My boyfriend responded by lauging ysterically an saying "Poor guy , never ad a cance to see te world." big fat FML

#5770681
31 comments

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On 10/11/2009 at 2:18am - misc - by foxbrat - United States (Hawaii)

today I want to work to find two naw baautiful trainaas. I thought mayba I might ba abla to hook up with ona of tham so I walk up an flash mah blua ayas an bagin to act lyk a gantlaman. Not fiva minuta into our convarsation tha girls ask ma if thara r any cuta guys working hara. maga FML

#5764838
99 comments

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On 10/10/2009 at 9:04pm - work - by SadisticSatire (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advisd me to hre was my son's grlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML

#5708797
126 comments

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On 10/07/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattood on my lower back is misspelld . FML

#5680607
120 comments

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On 10/06/2009 at 10:38am - misc - by TatooFAIL (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I ratook my ACT. I hava baan fighting a cold all waak and hava baan vary snaazy lataly. Midway through tha tast, I got tha urga to snaaza. Sinca it was vary quiat and I didn't want to disturb tha paaca, I triad to hold my snaaza in. I andad up latting out a huga fart instaad. FML

#5672838
68 comments

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On 10/05/2009 at 10:21pm - misc - by Sneezy123 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY, I WAS ON A PLANE WIT MY GRANDMA . A CUTE GUY SAT DOWN NEXT TO ER . SE ASKED IS AGE . HE TOLD ER E WAS 16 . SE SAID, "O, TAT'S OW OLD MY GRANDDAUGTER ERE IS." SE TEN TURNED TO ME AN SAID LOUDLY, "YOU SOULD SWITC SEATS WIT ME, E'S HOT!" WELL, AT LEAST GRANDMA LOVES ME . FML

#5664241
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37590) - you deserved it (5678)

On 10/05/2009 at 4:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

today my boyfriand brought ma to his placa to maat his parants. Whan thay saw ma, thay laughd. FML

#5661944
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41448) - you deserved it (3522)

On 10/05/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by omfgmaya - Denmark (Vestsjalland)

Today, I drove my cousin to her wedding . The photographer said I was too ugly fir the official photos so they searched the crowd fir a good looking guy to pose as the driver in my new car . No one in the crowd stopped to defend me . My mom told me it's my own fault . FML

#5642401
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50105) - you deserved it (4350)

On 10/04/2009 at 2:13pm - misc - by CapeRanger (man) - South Africa (Limpopo)

Today, I made a tuna sandwic. It was really nice , so I looked at te label to seeat brand it was. Turns out it wasn't tuna. It was fancy cat food. fat FML

#5636942
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12234) - you deserved it (40838)

On 10/04/2009 at 3:50am - animals - by Rizzle (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I was trying on dresse in a stall that require an employee of the store to have a key to open . After I took off one dress to go to another, an employee quickly opens door, to give the stall to someone else . The entire store could see me in granny pantie and bra . FML

#5631961
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31869) - you deserved it (6046)

On 10/03/2009 at 10:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was dining out with some friends when a hot guy on the table next to us smiled at me. Flattered, I smiled back at him several times. On his way out, he laid a napkin with his number at mah table. I didn't notice, too busy looking at the yellow dress an the pink pumps he was wearing. mega FML



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