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Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball... right into her face again. FML

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135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63336) - you deserved it (28795)

On 04/29/2009 at 10:35am - misc - by hyper12332 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my phone rang while I was home alone. When I picked up, all I could hear was heavy breathing. Convinced it was one of my friends playing a joke, I said loudly, "Get off the phone, you fucker, and don't call back!" It turned out it was my grandma. She had been having a stroke. FML

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On 03/16/2009 at 5:01pm - misc - by badgrandchild - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML

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On 02/08/2009 at 11:30am - misc - by KaLa (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML

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On 02/08/2009 at 11:30am - misc - by KaLa (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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