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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 30 May 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 136
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About haiku575 : Hey I'm semi-new to FML. Just trying to live my life and feel less crafty about mine by reading about horrible experiences in other peoples. Stay strong guys ^.^

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