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haiku575
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 May 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 348
  • Number of comments : 7
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About haiku575 : Hey I'm semi-new to FML. Just trying to live my life and feel less crappy about mine by reading about horrible experiences in other peoples. Stay strong guys ^.^

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Fucked!<b>moongoo</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 10:26am<b>robertd73</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 6:55am<b>jordanrecatto</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 6:03am<b>martin8337</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 4:58am<b>Miss_Mandi</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 1:41am<b>missa8604</b> - the 06/24/2015 at 2:42am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 6:52pm<b>PrestonWolf</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 6:16pm<b>Arni792</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 2:41pm<b>fmlnjd2013</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 9:11am<b>Railworker12</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 8:35pm<b>davered89</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 10:09pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 11/17/2014 at 4:39am

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.

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haiku575's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML

#21369637
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28632) - you deserved it (5924)

On 03/06/2015 at 11:26pm - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, on our second date, the unemployed guy I'm seeing tried to convince me to open a joint bank account in our name. FML

#21299619
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32932) - you deserved it (4515)

On 11/15/2014 at 2:58pm - love - by back to cock-hunting (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only did his phone go flat before I found him, but we were at totally different bars. FML

#21299468
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28004) - you deserved it (2985)

On 11/15/2014 at 9:43am - misc - by coveholli - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to hide in the washroom closet while I was taking a piss. I wasn't pissing, I was wanking. FML

#21281971
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37426) - you deserved it (11332)

On 10/20/2014 at 8:29pm - intimacy - by John (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was working as a nurse, and an elderly man had just passed away. As the patient's wife was leaving she said, "Thank you for taking such good care of my husband." Then I, intending to say "Sorry for your loss," said "Thank you for your loss." FML

#20758244
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49670) - you deserved it (8984)

On 07/01/2013 at 4:35pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he reached out onto my dressing table to grab the lube. He missed, and found the hand sanitizer instead. I'm not sure who is in more pain. FML

#20467584
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49190) - you deserved it (7703)

On 01/19/2013 at 8:20am - intimacy - by tingles (woman) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

Today, I got a job babysitting two really sweet kids. When their parents left, they told me that their cat had died. I told them how sorry I was, to which one of them replied, "That's okay. We still have him in a box. Wanna see?" FML

#20123166
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20227) - you deserved it (1763)

On 10/18/2012 at 9:57pm - kids - by Jessica - United States

Today, I attended a formal banquet. The host was delivering a speech, when I felt the urge to pee, so I tried to quietly excuse myself. My chair screeched over the floor as I got up, I tripped over my own feet, and I accidentally took the door leading outdoors, where I ended up peeing in shame. FML

#19613905
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21367) - you deserved it (3741)

On 05/12/2012 at 10:21pm - misc - by Andy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after almost a week of being bed-ridden with a bad flu, my mom told me it was my job to clean the house. When I told her I still had a fever and didn't feel well, she looked at me and said in an understanding voice "It's okay honey, you can do it slowly." FML

#12852856
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31214) - you deserved it (4842)

On 09/01/2010 at 10:41am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

Today, I was down at Disney World. Me and my buddy decided to take our pictures in a photobooth. While in the tiny space, I thought it'd be funny to flash the camera. A women barged in as soon as I did so, screaming "You know there's an outside video feed, right!?" FML

#3102076
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11197) - you deserved it (62317)

On 06/21/2009 at 9:15pm - misc - by TheFlash (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML

#2122739
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67808) - you deserved it (6143)

On 05/20/2009 at 7:44pm - love - by disaster... (woman) - United States (New York)



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