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  • Number of visits : 802
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About haidere : Hai.

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Visits<b>anonyferret</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 5:31pm<b>davisjenny81</b> - the 04/09/2016 at 7:02pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 10:55pm<b>kevinivek</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 5:28pm<b>Toolishing</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 2:10am<b>Laeffy</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 10:58pm

Fucked!<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 01/29/2016 at 4:55am<b>Toolishing</b> - the 10/03/2015 at 8:10am

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Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

haidere's favorite FMLs

Today, an exchange student was telling us how he once used a black light to detect semen stains on his "abstinent" ex-girlfriend's face. I called him out on the obvious lie, saying it's an old urban legend. He wigged out, screamed that I'm a "bastarding shite-wank" and ran out of class. FML

by Garry / 05/04/2012 at 5:53pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, I was eating a banana, and decided to practice my blowjob skills, since my boyfriend is always complaining that I'm bad at giving head. Let's just say my lungs now have their daily dose of potassium. FML

by potassiumgirl / 04/11/2012 at 3:53pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy