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Today, an exchange student was telling us how he once used a black light to detect semen stains on his "abstinent" ex-girlfriend's face. I called him out on the obvious lie, saying it's an old urban legend. He wigged out, screamed that I'm a "bastarding shite-wank" and ran out of class. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21912) - you deserved it (5124)

On 05/04/2012 at 5:53pm - intimacy - by Garry (man) - United States

Today, I was eating a banana, and decided to practice my blowjob skills, since my boyfriend is always complaining that I'm bad at giving head. Let's just say my lungs now have their daily dose of potassium. FML


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On 04/11/2012 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by potassiumgirl - United States (Florida)

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