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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 23 May 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1734
  • Number of comments : 48
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About hahaiseeyou : I love to have fun =)

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hahaiseeyou's favorite FMLs

Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML

Today, my girlfriend and I got to the stage in our relationship where she thinks its okay to change her tampon whilst I brush my teeth. FML

#19786918
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32028) - you deserved it (6162)

On 06/14/2012 at 12:28pm - love - by Sir Vom-a-lot (man) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I took a picture in front of my bathroom mirror and posted it on Facebook. When I checked it later, it had 20 comments on the picture. I was feeling good until I read the comments and looked at the picture again. I left my vibrator on the the bathroom counter. FML

#19609877
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12765) - you deserved it (62394)

On 05/12/2012 at 12:24am - intimacy - by Hunter101 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, while at work being a waitress, this lady came in and requested to sit in the section I was waitressing. She held up a $100 bill and told me that if I was attentive to her needs, she would leave me a $100 tip. Excited, I waited on her hand and foot. She dined and dashed. FML

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46567) - you deserved it (13636)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)



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