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  • Town/Country : San marcos, San Diego
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 June 1990 (22 years)
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Today, my boyfriend gave me a poem saying "Roses are red, violets are blue, rubbish is dumped and so are you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39749) - you deserved it (2959)

On 09/14/2009 at 5:41am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38314) - you deserved it (5393)

On 09/10/2009 at 5:34pm - misc - by englishclasshigh (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got shoved into a wall and pickpocketed. I was already in a bad mood from being dumped, so I chased the guy, tackled him so hard he was knocked out. As I retrieved my things, the police arrested me and apparently the robber was the cop's son, and didn't believe my statement. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52230) - you deserved it (2206)

On 09/04/2009 at 10:14am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)



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