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hahaDevon
  • Town/Country : Michigan, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 May 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 956
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About hahaDevon : im devon. im like the happiest person you'll ever meet. i love to party and meet new people. basketball is my life. i laugh at the stupidest things. i have 3 older brothers so i know terms. i'm the slowest person you'll ever meet. message me.

aim: DevXING
email: DValleau528@gmail.com

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Today, I had the sudden urge to sneeze as I was wiping my ass. Out of instinct, I used my hand to cover my mouth. I never let go of the toilet paper. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23933) - you deserved it (30645)

On 01/08/2010 at 1:48pm - misc - by Hugh_Jankles (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up and felt that my arm was sore. I got so drunk last night, I got an unprofessional tattoo of a penis. FML

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104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8222) - you deserved it (42718)

On 01/08/2010 at 6:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was sparring with a guy in my Tae Kwon Do class. He had a hard-on the entire time we were sparring. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24595) - you deserved it (3283)

On 01/08/2010 at 1:30am - misc - by snickerdoodles - Sent from mobile version



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