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Today, I got hit in the mouth with a hockey stick and lost four teeth. Yesterday I got my braces of six years removed. FML

#14036176
226 comments

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On 11/30/2010 at 2:10pm - health - by Anonymous - Ireland (Monaghan)

Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML

#13972453
92 comments

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On 11/25/2010 at 8:28am - misc - by Tom -

Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML

#13957854
131 comments

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On 11/24/2010 at 2:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML

#13850566
179 comments

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On 11/15/2010 at 6:33am - misc - by xkal174 - United States (New York)

Today, I came home to my family remodeling our (extremely) out of date bathroom. I was SUPER excited to help them get it done. I walked down the hallway and opened my bedroom door to find a huge, gaping hole in my wall and my room covered in dust. I had to sweep every surface in my room. FML

#13831440
90 comments

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On 11/13/2010 at 8:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my friend and I dressed up as dice for Halloween. The rest of the night consisted of us, harassed by drunks asking, 'Can we roll you around?' and constantly being shaken. FML

#13648251
70 comments

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On 10/30/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, my own boyfriend admitted that he can't name one single thing he likes about me without naming something "physical." FML

#13642376
78 comments

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On 10/29/2010 at 9:23pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I babysat my neighbour's spoilt bratty twins. When I told them it was their bed time, they pushed me over. One then started smashing me with a plastic sword, and as I lay helpless on the floor the other one peed on me. I got owned by two five year olds. FML

#13587317
142 comments

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On 10/25/2010 at 6:06am - misc - by peestain (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML

#13561698
348 comments

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On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned I was adopted and that my parents had died in a car accident when I was really young. My girlfriend was sitting next to me when I got the news, and several hours later broke up with me in a text stating, "I don't want to be with someone who doesn't have real parents." FML

#13506620
304 comments

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On 10/19/2010 at 12:30am - misc - by losingit (man) - United States (California)

Today, I came home from work. I was really tired and told my son that I would make him dinner later. He called the cops saying, "Mommy won't feed me." FML

#13485553
165 comments

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On 10/17/2010 at 12:52pm - kids - by Lauren Smith - United States (California)

Today, my parents told me I was adopted. I can understand parents waiting for a child to be old enough to understand, but I'm 33 years old. FML

#13455884
106 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 4:05am - misc - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend told me "don't worry, someday you'll be mature as well." By this, he meant that I will be willing to have sex with him in public. FML

#13454741
119 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 1:13am - intimacy - by anouk05 (woman) - Switzerland (Vaud)

Today, I got fined when my fat dog decided to walk across a private film set to get at the catering area. FML

#13433237
94 comments

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On 10/13/2010 at 11:28am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)

Today, I asked my mom why she decided to be a parent. She replied, in all seriousness, "Everyone else was doing it." FML

#13321505
87 comments

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On 10/04/2010 at 8:57pm - kids - by ugh (woman) - United States (New York)



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