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haha123321
  • Town/Country : Tampa, FL, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 December 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 923
  • Number of comments : 73
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About haha123321 : I happen to be addicted to this site. I love it. I'm 18 and I now live in Tampa, Florida. I could go on and on about my self but this is the FML website, not my facebook so whatever haha.

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Today, I lost my phone. I tried to call it using my husband's phone, but couldn't figure out which of the three Kates in the contact list was me. Turns out, two are co-workers and one is his aunt. I was listed under Satan. FML

#9110965
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37257) - you deserved it (8008)

On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, the police stopped me for "driving irresponsibly" in the snowy conditions. After the 'lecture', they went to pull off in their Ford Focus Estate. Managing to go forward, they then hit a patch of ice and slid back. Instead of breaking or turning, they let it slide back into the front of my car. FML

Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to find my glasses. I don't know whats worse, the fact that I was wearing them the whole time, or that my girlfriend played along and helped me look for them. FML

#6594028
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7655) - you deserved it (21636)

On 12/04/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by wobbles (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a bench. Suddenly, he goes, "I know we don't know each other very well, but would you like to have dinner on Saturday?" I turn to him with a goofy smile, and exclaim "I'D LOVE TO!" He gives me a weird look, turns his head and points to his Bluetooth. FML

#194587
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64062) - you deserved it (16519)

On 03/03/2009 at 10:38am - misc - by asdfasdf - United States (Virginia)

Today, I drove into my school. Literally drove into my school. FML

#121869
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18765) - you deserved it (47321)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:43am - misc - by shilpajayseanfan (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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