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Today, I took a girl on a date. Her and her imaginary friends. FML

#21008014
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I agree, your life sucks (41277) - you deserved it (4702)

On 12/28/2013 at 3:42am - love - by rokkstarrrVRV (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I saw a woman in the neighbouring apartment taking a shower without pulling the blinds of her bathroom window. As a good Samaritan, I waved my arms to attract her attention that she forgot the blinds. She noticed me, opened the window, did a weird boob dance and middle fingered me. FML

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On 04/21/2013 at 10:56pm - misc - by Magicali (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I came home to find a pregnancy test in my trashcan. I live alone with my boyfriend and I'm not pregnant. FML

#20430574
113 comments

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On 12/29/2012 at 7:22pm - love - by melas303 - United States

Today, while working as a massage therapist, a client had me work on a very specific knot in his shoulder. He also happened to have a very detailed, very realistic tattoo of the crucifixion on his shoulder. I just spent 45 minutes violating Jesus. FML

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On 11/22/2012 at 1:50am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a friend of mine and I were talking about how hygienic we are. She mentioned she hadn't shaved her downstairs in a while. I was looking at the computer when she said this so when I turned to look at her I saw she had pulled down her pants and underwear. I was face to face with hairy muff. FML

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On 12/07/2009 at 4:30am - intimacy - by roxyriley - United States (Arizona)



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