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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Saturday 4 November 1989 (25 years)
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  • Number of visits : 392
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About hae312 : 20 yrs. old, married. Have a beautiful baby girl, Ryan.

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Today, I went up to a secluded mountain my boyfriend took me to for our first date. As I saw another couple hooking up in the bushes, I phoned my boyfriend to tell him someone found our secret spot. His Bob Marley ringtone started playing from the bush. FML


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On 04/28/2009 at 2:27am - intimacy - by liveforpeace_ (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was shopping in an upscale store. As I was changing, I heard one of the snobby saleswomen say to mine "You shouldn't bother. She isn't going to buy anything." Determined to "show her", I purchased everything I'd tried on. It came to around $500. My credit card was declined. FML


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On 04/25/2009 at 8:49am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was looking at my recommendations on Amazon, which included several vibrators. Just a few days earlier I was looking at books on anger management. Amazon thinks I need to get laid. They're right. FML


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On 04/24/2009 at 6:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was getting ready for bed, when I decided to watch some porno on the computer. Suddenly someone from my messenger list says, "You might want to turn off the 'What You're Listening To' option if you're watching porn." I snapped and exited the porn. 63 people saw. FML


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On 04/24/2009 at 4:21pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

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