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hacksaw246

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 556
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About hacksaw246 : Not much to tell I'm a proud Virginian who loves to hunt, fish, and chill with friends. Yall want to know more message me.

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Visits<b>anormalperson</b> - the 08/16/2015 at 6:27am<b>1known</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 2:28am<b>bogwarlock</b> - the 08/14/2015 at 3:44pm<b>fffemaleee</b> - the 08/03/2015 at 4:04pm<b>MRP360</b> - the 07/22/2015 at 10:47pm<b>cassiekinz</b> - the 05/09/2015 at 2:42pm<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 05/07/2015 at 1:02pm<b>DaEpicTaco</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 1:38pm<b>ashley320404</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 9:48am<b>cheeeksss</b> - the 05/02/2015 at 8:43am<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 2:23pm<b>kutemotoka</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 1:24pm<b>ihavenolifehaha</b> - the 04/02/2015 at 12:25pm<b>nityasomaiya</b> - the 03/31/2015 at 3:24am<b>Stillo</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 9:35am<b>Sexomancer</b> - the 03/10/2015 at 7:20pm<b>Leeta89</b> - the 03/07/2015 at 11:22am<b>EnigMind</b> - the 03/06/2015 at 11:12am

Fucked!<b>ChoolyBooly</b> - the 04/11/2015 at 8:23pm<b>EvilTurtle</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 10:41pm<b>cassiekinz</b> - the 11/12/2014 at 7:50am

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hacksaw246's favorite FMLs

Today, a kid on a bike passed me and commented on my "big fat butt." Recognizing him from the neighborhood, I told my husband to go speak to his parents about the inappropriate comment. It turns out his father is the man who yesterday commented on my "big bouncing tits." FML

#21454460
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22542) - you deserved it (1983)

On 08/10/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by Mrs. W. (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML

#21450246
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22705) - you deserved it (1598)

On 07/31/2015 at 11:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a customer complained that his earphones stopped properly functioning even though he bought them less than a month ago. After checking them, I realised that there was so much earwax caked into them that it affected the sound quality. FML

Today, while driving, I saw someone's hubcap blowing away behind me on the highway. I thought it was funny and sort of chuckled to myself. Later I realized it was my hubcap. FML

#21375160
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16526) - you deserved it (24762)

On 03/15/2015 at 5:12pm - misc - by epicvixen - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me for Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could find in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walked into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML

#18320806
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12617) - you deserved it (43869)

On 11/22/2011 at 8:53pm - love - by Anon - United States

Today, after the two week winter break, I went back to school to find that the bookbag that I'd left in my car was covered in some creepy, pink gooey stuff. Under the freezing conditions, my lotion had exploded all over my notes and bag. FML

#7150726
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8867) - you deserved it (18767)

On 01/04/2010 at 8:02pm - misc - by bandcamp926 - United States (Ohio)



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