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hacksaw246

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hacksaw246

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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 678
  • Number of comments : 87
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About hacksaw246 : Not much to tell I'm a proud Virginian who loves to hunt, fish, and chill with friends. Yall want to know more message me.

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50 quality responses

Clicking reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried is even better.

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YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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hacksaw246's favorite FMLs

Today, a long standing fantasy was ruined when the only lasting impression from my first threesome was of how good my boyfriend is at giving other guys a blowjob. FML

#21522994
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18564) - you deserved it (6524)

On 02/05/2016 at 4:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my son had a secret party. At first I was mad, then I had a complete and total Incredible Hulk meltdown when I realized that he had opened a bottle of very expensive whiskey, originally bottled by my great great grandfather in Scotland, and used it as a mixer with fucking Pepsi. FML

#21469567
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35411) - you deserved it (2450)

On 09/17/2015 at 3:48pm - kids - by Angus (man) - France

Today, a kid on a bike passed me and commented on my "big fat butt." Recognizing him from the neighborhood, I told my husband to go speak to his parents about the inappropriate comment. It turns out his father is the man who yesterday commented on my "big bouncing tits." FML

#21454460
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23725) - you deserved it (2219)

On 08/10/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by Mrs. W. (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was on the phone with my senile grandma, when I told her I had to go because I had an appointment at the clinic. For some reason, she assumed I was talking about an abortion clinic, and started raging at me and calling me a murderer. FML

#21450246
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23779) - you deserved it (1800)

On 07/31/2015 at 11:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a customer complained that his earphones stopped properly functioning even though he bought them less than a month ago. After checking them, I realised that there was so much earwax caked into them that it affected the sound quality. FML

Today, while driving, I saw someone's hubcap blowing away behind me on the highway. I thought it was funny and sort of chuckled to myself. Later I realized it was my hubcap. FML

#21375160
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17105) - you deserved it (25871)

On 03/15/2015 at 5:12pm - misc - by epicvixen - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, after changing his mind 3 times, my long distance fiancé told me he wasn't coming to see me for Thanksgiving. Out of anger, I threw his clothes, car magazines, and whatever else I could find in a huge, messy pile. During this, he walked into the room. He was going to surprise me. FML

#18320806
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13703) - you deserved it (46008)

On 11/22/2011 at 8:53pm - love - by Anon - United States

Today, after the two week winter break, I went back to school to find that the bookbag that I'd left in my car was covered in some creepy, pink gooey stuff. Under the freezing conditions, my lotion had exploded all over my notes and bag. FML

#7150726
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10412) - you deserved it (21358)

On 01/04/2010 at 8:02pm - misc - by bandcamp926 - United States (Ohio)

Today, one of the Haitians that works in the kitchen at my restaurant said something to me. Usually I can't understand them and I just smile and laugh, so that's what I did this time. Later, I found out he was trying to tell me his father had passed away. FML

#891545
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18814) - you deserved it (56362)

On 04/09/2009 at 8:13pm - work - by ohhhman (woman) - United States



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