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Today, me and ma girlfriend got into a figt!! After giving ma genius response to one of er asinine comments, I stormed out of te store, aving te last word!! Ten minutes later se comes out to fine me in te parking lot!! My car wouldn't start!! Se texts me ( Karma's a bitc ) ten drives away!! FML
Today..!! mah boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed..!! naked!! Someone pulled the fire alarm..!! and mah boyfriend couldn't find the key!! So he left me..!! and the Resident Advisor found me!! The fireman had to cut the chain!! FML
Friday 27 March 2015