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Today, I was driving in the car with my boyfriend and he couldn't keep his hands off me. Nothing to complain about when your boyfriend likes to touch you, right? Except when he keeps smacking your jiggly thighs to watch the ripples and 'tenderize the pork chops'. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34021) - you deserved it (7480)

On 12/27/2009 at 9:19am - love - by porkythighs (woman) - Singapore

Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to my foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8973) - you deserved it (89758)

On 12/26/2009 at 11:18am - health - by rtrim29 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I submitted my application to a restaurant as a server. The manager, who is more than 30 years older than me, said he'd be calling me. He later texted me asking for a date instead of giving me a job. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28114) - you deserved it (2086)

On 12/23/2009 at 12:03am - work - by Chris (man) - United States (California)

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