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Today, my dad and his girlfriend left fir a 10-day vacation. They booked an expensive beach-house. I'm an A grade student looool and just last month, he stopped paying my school fees because he 'couldn't afford it.' Oh, and he's making me feed the dog while he's away. FML

#12959581
119 comments

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On 09/08/2010 at 3:35am - money - by schoolkiddo (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to admit to everyone, including mah cable guy, that I'm moving back in with mah parents. fat FML

#12313320
76 comments

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On 08/04/2010 at 5:08pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today... I put my amster in is ball... and spent about an our cleaning is cage. Wen I came back... I realizd e wasn't even alive. FML

#8189417
102 comments

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On 02/13/2010 at 12:04am - animals - by Chris - United States (California)

yesterday I lerened I have a severe sinus infection, mah body really can't handle antibiotics, an I can projectile vomit out mah nose. Not sure if I am more impressed that I still somehow aimed the puke into the sink, or that swallowing afterwards hurt more than emptying mah stomach via mah nose. FML

#7294693
66 comments

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On 01/12/2010 at 2:18am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

2day I looked at my house in Google Street View 4 the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML

#6808651
74 comments

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On 12/18/2009 at 9:31am - love - by cheaters_should_die (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, My Aunt Came Into The World. My 67 Year-old Grandfather Marrid A 24 Year-old Woman Who Just Gave Birth To My New Aunt, Who Is 18 Years Younger Than Me. FML

#6117794
221 comments

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On 11/02/2009 at 11:10am - misc - by notsohappyniece (woman) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I found a letter in the postbox at mah new flathich ran something along these lines of: "Hi!! We're the gas company!! You owe us £1,229.79 and have 7 days to pay us!! Lotsa love, datd 7th September." FML

#5638823
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On 10/04/2009 at 9:40am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today I went out with mah ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things fir the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML

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On 08/09/2009 at 4:12pm - love - by whatever (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I was going to volunteer at a soup kitchen. I saw a man working, so I went up to him to askhere I should sign in. Before I even opened mah mouth, he told me that they opened at 12 an to come back then fir mah meal. FML

#3911129
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On 07/20/2009 at 6:44pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today I was leaving workhen some creeper start following me . When he askd me 4 my name I immediately gave him a fake one . He just laughd and said “I hope to see u soon.” He usd my real name . First AND last . I was still wearing my name tag . FML

Taday I finally axchangad picturas with tha woman I'va baan saaing onlina 4 soma tima now. Sha rapliad... saying "Thats not funny. Soma paopla actually look lyk that." I sant my raal pictura... and thought I actually lookad pratty good in it. FML

#1193319
115 comments

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On 04/21/2009 at 2:21pm - love - by Anon (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I was at the airport trying to help a man get to the right terminal. When he finished he turned to tell me "Don't worry, yur English is pretty good, considering your not American". English is mah only language. FML

#29771
37 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 2:07am - misc - by language barriers (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah entre family sat down in the living room to watch the video I recorded of mah sister's graduation from college!! I never pressed record!! FML

#25578
25 comments

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On 02/11/2009 at 2:24pm - misc - by red button - United States (New York)

Today, I Woke Up Around 5am From A Party I Had Last Night, Still Quite Drunk. This Chick Was Lying Next To Me From The Night Before. I Kissed Her, An About A Minute An A Half Into Some Heavy Making Out, She Opened Her Eyes An Said, "Oh, It's You." Then Got Up An Walked Out. FML

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On 02/08/2009 at 12:39am - misc - by scatter00x (man) - United States (Utah)



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