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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
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Today, my dad and his girlfriend left fir a 10-day vacation. They booked an expensive beach-house. I'm an A grade student looool and just last month, he stopped paying my school fees because he 'couldn't afford it.' Oh, and he's making me feed the dog while he's away. FML
yesterday I lerened I have a severe sinus infection, mah body really can't handle antibiotics, an I can projectile vomit out mah nose. Not sure if I am more impressed that I still somehow aimed the puke into the sink, or that swallowing afterwards hurt more than emptying mah stomach via mah nose. FML
2day I looked at my house in Google Street View 4 the first time and noticed an unfamiliar vehicle in the driveway. When I asked my wife about it, she admitted to have an ongoing affair. Apparently the entire world knew my wife was having an affair before I did. FML
Today, I found a letter in the postbox at mah new flathich ran something along these lines of: "Hi!! We're the gas company!! You owe us £1,229.79 and have 7 days to pay us!! Lotsa love, datd 7th September." FML
Today I went out with mah ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things fir the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
Today, I was going to volunteer at a soup kitchen. I saw a man working, so I went up to him to askhere I should sign in. Before I even opened mah mouth, he told me that they opened at 12 an to come back then fir mah meal. FML
Today I was leaving workhen some creeper start following me . When he askd me 4 my name I immediately gave him a fake one . He just laughd and said “I hope to see u soon.” He usd my real name . First AND last . I was still wearing my name tag . FML
Taday I finally axchangad picturas with tha woman I'va baan saaing onlina 4 soma tima now. Sha rapliad... saying "Thats not funny. Soma paopla actually look lyk that." I sant my raal pictura... and thought I actually lookad pratty good in it. FML
Today, I was at the airport trying to help a man get to the right terminal. When he finished he turned to tell me "Don't worry, yur English is pretty good, considering your not American". English is mah only language. FML
Today, I Woke Up Around 5am From A Party I Had Last Night, Still Quite Drunk. This Chick Was Lying Next To Me From The Night Before. I Kissed Her, An About A Minute An A Half Into Some Heavy Making Out, She Opened Her Eyes An Said, "Oh, It's You." Then Got Up An Walked Out. FML
Friday 27 March 2015