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  • Town/Country : lasalle, Colorado , USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 3 May 1982 (31 years)
  • Number of visits : 327
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

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Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (97957) - you deserved it (6727)

On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved

Today, my dog had to choose between protecting me from a mugger or eating an apple. He chose the apple. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29711) - you deserved it (3390)

On 03/20/2011 at 4:29pm - animals - by mugged (man) - United States (New York)



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