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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 23 October 1979 (35 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 69
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About guyofdude : My peepee is ready. Load the hard drive.


Yeah. Usually not a serious person unless I need to be. I lost my old account so here I am, back to square one I guess.

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Today, I learned that an antidepressant that works too well is a stimulant. I've been jittering and twitching like a meth-head, and my co-workers are asking when Jesse will be showing up with my "stuff". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35355) - you deserved it (2969)

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