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About guyofdude : My peepee is ready. Load the hard drive.
Yeah. Usually not a serious person unless I need to be. I lost my old account so here I am, back to square one I guess.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
What'cha looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, I learned that an antidepressant that works too well is a stimulant. I've been jittering and twitching like a meth-head, and my co-workers are asking when Jesse will be showing up with my "stuff". FML
Friday 5 February 2016