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About guylovers2 : im awsom lik that. 2 ppl here. Im a girl Im now single (FML) we r pretty lik that~!

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Today, after having sex with my boyfriend I went into his shower to freshen up. Where I saw an open bottle of pubic lice shampoo. FML

#658830
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (113974) - you deserved it (12576)

On 03/28/2009 at 9:34am - intimacy - by lice (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML

#632054
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On 03/26/2009 at 9:38pm - love - by bride (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I tried to suck my own penis. Autofellatio. My mother walked in on me and I flipped backwards off the bed. ER and 10 stiches above my eyebrow later, I asked her not to ever bring it up again. FML

#2696
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15506) - you deserved it (67753)

On 01/26/2009 at 4:09pm - intimacy - by Boredom - United States

Today, I was masturbating lying on the lower bed of my brother's and my bunk beds. I finished jacking off and tried to get up to clean myself I hit my head on metal panel of the upper bed and passed out. Later woke up in my bed... found out my parents came home and saw me passed out naked holding a porn mag. FML

#2357
37 comments

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On 01/23/2009 at 2:50pm - intimacy - by killmyself - United States (California)

Today, I was jerking one off and my cat jumped out of nowhere and dug his claws into my shaft. Attempting to knock him away resulted in three nasty gashes... that I now have to explain to my wife. FML

#1752
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32988) - you deserved it (9042)

On 01/19/2009 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by stanDman - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend offered a blow job, but my hair got stuck in her braces so instead we tried to pull them all out. And no, I didn't get any. FML

#1678
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27150) - you deserved it (11251)

On 01/18/2009 at 10:20pm - intimacy - by gjh - Australia (New South Wales)



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